THE CHEESIEST BATTLE IN THE GALAXY

NOT THAT LONG AGO IN A GALACTIC SEWER NEAR YOU...

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HEROES - (REGULAR & ANTI)

Meet the ragtag band of misfits battling for galactic dominion and searching endlessly for the best place to get a drink

B3VR

This lovable goofball is the consummate 'fish out of water' he's long on intellect and short on social graces, but good to have on your side in a fight

DADDIO

As the second lieutenant of the New Galactic Order, he is the universal personification of 'Daddy Issues'

Jack Paintscraper

Intergalactic flaneur and 'Jack of All Trades', his boyish good looks, and impish attitude, belie the real depths of his shallowness.

Princess Lima Beans

Some say she's an entitled snob, others say she simply kicks ass, either way she's always sassy, and always fun to watch

Tub O The Gut

The slovenly kingpin of the galactic underworld, he's ruthless, mean, powerful, rich, and always hungry for more

King Procutto

The devilish King of the New Galactic Order. What evil lurks behind his beady little eyes no one can say.

CAT CAT Walker

Lumbering across the frozen wastelands of Ice Planet Cube in the Tray Sector of the Freezer system in Quadrant Fridge, these deadly mechanical beasts are loaded to the whiskers with Gutter Brigade.

Biscotti and Ham Sandwich

Daring space pirates, and galactic best buddies, there's no job these two won't consider if the cheddar is right.

R4T5

A helpful if nervous little guy, R4T5 may be the main character to the history of the galaxy

YOLO

As tough as he is cute, this little dude is sensei to the stars. He's also pretty handy with the Ju-Ju.

Okie Juan Dokie

One bad hombre, Okie rescued Jack Paintscraper from a life of obscurity and taught him the ways of the Ju-Ju Knights.

Gutter Brigade

These galactic baddies are the tip of the spear for the New Galactic Order.

THE SAGA BEGINS

Fade in - The underside of a massive Battle Rodent Attack Transport Ship aka...BRATS...(in the shape of a tremendously large wedge of cheese) as it majestically speeds across the galaxy. Jump cut - interior of troop transport: The deliciously demented Daddio stands at the head of a battalion of two thousand of The Gutter Brigade. Close up - Daddio: "We are approaching the home base of those rascally vermin....The Ju-Ju is bad...and I like it!"

THE GOOD

A loosely knit band of rowdy ruffians, and rejected robots, fight for their rodent rights against unfathomably impossible odds (approximately 100,000 to 1 against!).

THE BAD

From the vicious imagination of King Proscutto and his twisted minion Daddio come The New Galactic Order. A PacMan-esque effort to gobble up all the peaceable planets in the galaxy for their own bizarre purposes.

THE FUGLY

Now you can be a part of the adventure that has captivated fan across the galaxy. The legend of RATS WARS continues to grow with each new story you add. May the Ju-Ju Vibes Keep Giving Groovy Mojo!

GALACTIC OUTPOST

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TALES FROM THE GALAXY

Fan-created stories expanding the RATS WARS universe

The Battle of Cheese Station

by SpaceRodent42 Jan 15, 2026

When the Empire discovered the hidden rebel base on Cheese Station, Captain Whiskers knew they had only hours to evacuate. But leaving behind the vast stores of aged cheddar was unthinkable. As imperial cruisers emerged from hyperspace, the rebels faced an impossible choice: escape with their lives or defend the galaxy's most precious commodity...

Action Adventure Captain Whiskers

Commander Squeak's First Flight

by GalacticTail Jan 12, 2026

Before she became the legendary pilot of the Millennium Hamster, Commander Squeak was just another trainee at the Academy. This is the story of how she earned her wings, faced her greatest fears, and proved that courage isn't about being fearlessit's about flying anyway...

Origin Story Commander Squeak Drama

The Mystery of the Dark Rodent

by TailWriter99 Jan 8, 2026

Rumors of a mysterious figure have been spreading through the fleet. Some say it's a ghost, others claim it's a weapon created by the Empire. Agent Scurry is determined to uncover the truth, but what he discovers will shake the foundations of everything he believes about the war...

Mystery Thriller Dark Themes

Love in the Time of Hyperspace

by StarshipRomance Jan 5, 2026

Tech Rat never believed in destiny until she met Engineer Rat during a routine maintenance shift on the Rebel Flagship. As they worked together to repair a critical hyperdrive malfunction, they discovered that sometimes the strongest bonds are forged in the heat of crisis...

Romance Tech Rat Engineer Rat

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